Since there's no new news for you, I thought I would take this opportunity to give you some last-minute reassurances:

• While I'm in labor, I will not log onto Facebook or Xanga to post updates on my progress.  I know that no one wants to read the gory details.  Besides, the details are the same for everyone, so if you really want to know how it's going, read an article about the process or something.
• One of us might post a Facebook status about leaving for the hospital, but that's it, people.  All you need to know.
• After we have the baby, I will not write a detailed post about the experience.  If you really need to hear the details, hit up your local library.  The only exception would be if there's something terribly unusual like "I had the baby in a taxicab" or "it turned out there were two of them!" 
• One of us will post a quick note with important details such as the baby's gender, name, size, and time of arrival.  For those of you who are local (or who want to drive down), we will probably post a list of times we would accept visitors.
• There may be a photo, but honestly all newborn babies look about equally slimy and wrinkled, so you're better off waiting for the 2-month photo when our baby will start to attain some actual cuteness.  We are going to have a skinny, bald baby, and you certainly don't want to look at dozens of photos of a funny-looking kid whose skull has just been squeezed through a narrow opening and is all misshapen.  Or, if you do, then you're a mean person and we aren't going to post pictures just so you can laugh at our baby who looks like an old man in a baby suit. 
• After we have the baby, I won't blog about the minutiae of daily life.  Our days will look exactly like the days of every other set of new parents.  We will change lots of diapers, spend most of the day feeding the child, and be generally exhausted.  There you go. 

I hope that eases your mind a bit.